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I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and
crushing ice. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I
write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.
Occasionally I tred water for three days in a row. I can pilot
bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30
min brownies in 20 min. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in
love, and an outlaw in Peru. I can hurl tennis rackets at small
moving objects with deadly accuracy. I bat .400. The laws of
physics do not apply to me. Children trust me. On weekends, to
let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago
I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once
single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin
from a horde of ferocious army ants. I have played Hamlet,
performed open-heart surgery, and spoken with Elvis. But I have
yet to hear from any of you! |
